write a parody
The Cat is not in the Hat
© asb
Why should the cat be in the hat
Questioned Dr. Sprat
Who happened to house twenty
Cats at home, that’s plenty
He stated, but not one of them
Has a serious, unwanted problem
So they aren’t sent into a corner
Like Jack ‘plum pudding’ Horner
Instead they roam around at will
Loving life, their own shoes to fill.
